1 00:00:01,691 --> 00:00:03,761 The other one. Yeah. The boxer. 2 00:00:03,762 --> 00:00:05,314 Check it out. 3 00:00:05,315 --> 00:00:10,319 I am holding in my hands my last 20 bucks. 4 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:12,252 And I'd like to buy you guys all a drink. 5 00:00:12,253 --> 00:00:14,289 No, you don't have to do that. 6 00:00:14,290 --> 00:00:16,808 Nah, it's cool, man. I'm starting my job at Andy's law firm. 7 00:00:16,809 --> 00:00:19,673 What? You took a job in corporate America? 8 00:00:19,674 --> 00:00:21,399 Dude, it's a temp job, all right? 9 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:22,918 I look at it like robbing a 7-Eleven. 10 00:00:22,919 --> 00:00:25,714 I get in, get some cash, get out, nobody gets hurt. 11 00:00:25,715 --> 00:00:26,818 So this round's on me. 12 00:00:26,819 --> 00:00:28,096 Okay. I'll take a scotch. 13 00:00:28,097 --> 00:00:29,787 Brandy. Gin and tonic. 14 00:00:29,788 --> 00:00:31,996 Another pitcher of beer it is. 15 00:00:33,930 --> 00:00:36,483 There are hazards to being the only girl. 16 00:00:36,484 --> 00:00:37,933 For one, the guys come to me with stuff 17 00:00:37,934 --> 00:00:40,211 they would never go to the other guys for. 18 00:00:40,212 --> 00:00:41,626 So you learn to hate the phrase... 19 00:00:41,627 --> 00:00:43,145 P.J., you're a girl, right? 20 00:00:43,146 --> 00:00:44,767 Yeah? Should I answer this? 21 00:00:44,768 --> 00:00:46,493 I don't know. It's Caitlin. 22 00:00:46,494 --> 00:00:48,012 I don't know Caitlin. 23 00:00:48,013 --> 00:00:49,703 I'm not going to answer it. Okay. 24 00:00:49,704 --> 00:00:51,119 Caitlin? From my improv class? 25 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:53,880 Yeah, she keeps calling me. Asking me out. 26 00:00:53,881 --> 00:00:56,020 You know, I feel kind of bad 'cause I'm still going out with Beth. 27 00:00:56,021 --> 00:00:57,194 What do I do? 28 00:00:57,195 --> 00:00:58,919 What kind of question is that? 29 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:00,783 No, no. I have a question. 30 00:01:00,784 --> 00:01:03,579 What is Kenny's problem that he thinks that that's a problem? 31 00:01:03,580 --> 00:01:05,857 Don't be mad at him, dude. Be happy for him. 32 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:07,100 He would be happy for you. 33 00:01:07,101 --> 00:01:09,068 No, I'm happy for him. 34 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:13,279 I'm so happy for him that I would like to beat him with my happiness. 35 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:14,728 All right, here's what you should do. 36 00:01:14,729 --> 00:01:16,523 Does Caitlin know about Beth? I don't think so. 37 00:01:16,524 --> 00:01:18,801 You should tell her. You don't want to lead her on. 38 00:01:18,802 --> 00:01:22,460 You're right. I also can't handle all the stress. 39 00:01:22,461 --> 00:01:26,913 Plus I want to put some distance between me and Mike's happiness. 40 00:01:26,914 --> 00:01:28,466 Hey, thank you. 41 00:01:28,467 --> 00:01:29,812 P.J., you have got to help me out. 42 00:01:29,813 --> 00:01:31,952 You've got to set me up with somebody. Anybody. 43 00:01:31,953 --> 00:01:33,782 This has been a paralyzing dry spell. 44 00:01:33,783 --> 00:01:35,715 I'm sorry. None of my friends are single. 45 00:01:35,716 --> 00:01:37,441 I'm willing to go out with anybody. 46 00:01:37,442 --> 00:01:39,374 You know, go through that bin of friends 47 00:01:39,375 --> 00:01:41,376 that you don't know what to do with. 48 00:01:41,377 --> 00:01:43,861 I'll even go out with that girl who looks a little bit like Nick Nolte. 49 00:01:43,862 --> 00:01:46,451 Oh, Shirley. She got married in December. 50 00:01:47,728 --> 00:01:49,280 Now it's just you in that bin. 51 00:01:49,281 --> 00:01:51,144 I gotta get out of that bin. 52 00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:52,663 What's up, you guys? What's up, buddy? 53 00:01:52,664 --> 00:01:54,216 Hey, Bobby. 54 00:01:54,217 --> 00:01:56,011 Man, I am really starting to think 55 00:01:56,012 --> 00:01:58,324 that this whole wedding thing is a mistake. 56 00:01:58,325 --> 00:02:00,326 Really? Yeah. I just... 57 00:02:00,327 --> 00:02:03,191 I don't know. Maybe Elsa and I should elope or something. 58 00:02:03,192 --> 00:02:05,641 This whole thing is like a nightmare already. 59 00:02:05,642 --> 00:02:07,333 My family is insane, 60 00:02:07,334 --> 00:02:11,475 Elsa is super busy trying to prepare for her immigration hearing, 61 00:02:11,476 --> 00:02:14,029 and so everything is just kind of falling on me. 62 00:02:14,030 --> 00:02:15,444 Why don't you just get a wedding planner? 63 00:02:15,445 --> 00:02:18,241 My mother's already fired three of them. 64 00:02:19,553 --> 00:02:22,175 I do not know what I'm doing. 65 00:02:22,176 --> 00:02:24,660 P.J., you're a girl, right? 66 00:02:24,661 --> 00:02:25,972 I don't think so. 67 00:02:25,973 --> 00:02:27,905 Would you just help me figure out 68 00:02:27,906 --> 00:02:30,149 where we're going to do this thing? Please? 69 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:33,531 Oh, no, no, she's very busy. She's helping me find a girlfriend. 70 00:02:33,532 --> 00:02:34,946 Yeah, plus she's got to go with me to J. Crew 71 00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:36,845 to find something to wear for this temp job. 72 00:02:36,846 --> 00:02:38,881 What? When were you going to ask me that? 73 00:02:38,882 --> 00:02:41,815 And after I bought you a beer. 74 00:02:41,816 --> 00:02:43,886 Come on, dude, you owe me. 75 00:02:43,887 --> 00:02:45,578 How are you going to buy a shirt? You just spent your last 20. 76 00:02:45,579 --> 00:02:47,821 Drink up, I've got another favor to ask you later. 77 00:03:08,981 --> 00:03:10,016 You think I would, like... 78 00:03:10,017 --> 00:03:11,120 I'm never gonna get it. 79 00:03:11,121 --> 00:03:12,708 Here. Here. 80 00:03:12,709 --> 00:03:14,434 No, no, let me guess. 81 00:03:14,435 --> 00:03:16,609 You guys are on some kind of scavenger hunt. 82 00:03:16,610 --> 00:03:17,920 We just won. 83 00:03:17,921 --> 00:03:20,129 Guess what clinched it for us. 84 00:03:20,130 --> 00:03:22,718 The head of a cow. 85 00:03:22,719 --> 00:03:24,203 My uncle's a butcher. 86 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,549 Where's the cow head now? 87 00:03:25,550 --> 00:03:26,826 In the car. 88 00:03:26,827 --> 00:03:28,586 In the car, in the sun? 89 00:03:28,587 --> 00:03:30,243 I cracked a window. 90 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:32,452 This is the kind of fun I can expect at work. 91 00:03:32,453 --> 00:03:36,145 Oh, Jo, this is Brendan. He's going to be working in the mailroom. 92 00:03:36,146 --> 00:03:39,528 That is so great. Make 10 copies of this. 93 00:03:41,635 --> 00:03:44,637 I'm just kidding. I'll get one myself. Anybody else want one? 94 00:03:44,638 --> 00:03:46,226 Scotch? Yeah. 95 00:03:48,504 --> 00:03:50,021 Isn't she hilarious? 96 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:52,438 It's so different, having a female friend. 97 00:03:52,439 --> 00:03:55,544 Yeah, she's honest, she's supportive, she's a good listener. 98 00:03:55,545 --> 00:03:58,306 You guys aren't good listeners. 99 00:03:58,307 --> 00:04:00,136 What did I just say? 100 00:04:01,344 --> 00:04:02,655 Something about a scavenger hunt? 101 00:04:02,656 --> 00:04:03,794 No. 102 00:04:03,795 --> 00:04:05,830 Well, Andy, that's great. 103 00:04:05,831 --> 00:04:08,074 I'm glad you've finally found a woman you can talk to. 104 00:04:08,075 --> 00:04:09,627 She must be like a sister to you. 105 00:04:09,628 --> 00:04:12,147 Exactly. Plus, Jo gives great advice. 106 00:04:12,148 --> 00:04:13,597 You guys don't give good advice at all. 107 00:04:13,598 --> 00:04:14,874 I've got some advice for you. 108 00:04:14,875 --> 00:04:16,841 You might want to get that cow head out of the car. 109 00:04:16,842 --> 00:04:18,705 Hey, Andy, I'm thinking, 110 00:04:18,706 --> 00:04:20,431 we might want to get that cow head out of the car. 111 00:04:20,432 --> 00:04:21,881 Good idea. All right. 112 00:04:21,882 --> 00:04:24,264 Where were you guys on that one? 113 00:04:29,027 --> 00:04:30,234 You don't remember? Really? 114 00:04:30,235 --> 00:04:32,098 What do you think? 115 00:04:32,099 --> 00:04:34,307 Oh! Wow! 116 00:04:34,308 --> 00:04:35,481 Is class picture day tomorrow? 117 00:04:35,482 --> 00:04:36,999 I like it. 118 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,311 Your individuality has been stripped from you. 119 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:40,002 You'll fit right in. 120 00:04:40,003 --> 00:04:41,694 Yeah, it looks like you stepped right out of the preppy catalog. 121 00:04:41,695 --> 00:04:43,799 I know, it's like, here's me tossing the Frisbee 122 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:46,043 for my golden retriever. 123 00:04:46,044 --> 00:04:49,185 Here's me pushing my girlfriend in the tire swing. 124 00:04:51,049 --> 00:04:53,015 Oh. Great. 125 00:04:53,016 --> 00:04:54,120 I knew I'd find you all here. 126 00:04:54,121 --> 00:04:55,397 Then why'd you come? 127 00:04:55,398 --> 00:04:57,468 Well, I wanted to stop by and drop off 128 00:04:57,469 --> 00:04:59,608 copies of my book for everyone. Oh. 129 00:04:59,609 --> 00:05:00,747 Ooh! Free book! 130 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:06,478 "You're a Great Guy, But... A 21st Century Guide to Men." 131 00:05:07,272 --> 00:05:08,790 This is so me. 132 00:05:10,413 --> 00:05:12,172 Oh. Gosh. 133 00:05:12,173 --> 00:05:13,346 So, you brought copies for everyone? 134 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:14,727 Are you sure that's a good idea? 135 00:05:14,728 --> 00:05:17,177 I mean, aren't there chapters on each one of the guys? 136 00:05:17,178 --> 00:05:18,972 I changed their names. They won't know. 137 00:05:18,973 --> 00:05:20,560 Stephanie, they're not idiots. 138 00:05:20,561 --> 00:05:25,013 Oh, my God, did I tell you? People gave it three and a half stars. 139 00:05:25,014 --> 00:05:28,327 What people? Slow people? Illiterate people? 140 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,158 Yes, your whole family, Kenny. 141 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:38,233 Brendan, is that a new shirt? 'Cause you look great. 142 00:05:38,234 --> 00:05:39,545 Really? 143 00:05:39,546 --> 00:05:41,098 No, no! We just got him to stop doing the catalog bit. 144 00:05:41,099 --> 00:05:43,203 No, no. All right, here's me reading a book, 145 00:05:43,204 --> 00:05:44,964 enjoying a nice glass of wine. 146 00:05:46,725 --> 00:05:51,591 Here's me laughing for the very first time at Brendo's catalog bit! 147 00:05:51,592 --> 00:05:53,697 Here's me laughing at you... 148 00:05:53,698 --> 00:05:55,492 Laughing at Brendo's catalog bit! 149 00:05:55,493 --> 00:05:57,183 ...laughing at you covered in wine! 150 00:06:06,607 --> 00:06:09,091 What comes first? Fisher or Fleisher? 151 00:06:09,092 --> 00:06:13,026 Wait... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I... I. Never mind, got it. 152 00:06:13,027 --> 00:06:14,821 Brendo. Hey. 153 00:06:14,822 --> 00:06:16,444 How's it going? 154 00:06:16,445 --> 00:06:18,238 All right. 155 00:06:18,239 --> 00:06:20,965 Although it's kind of weird working at a job where no one respects you. 156 00:06:20,966 --> 00:06:22,381 Everyone respects you here. 157 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:25,314 Hey, Copy Slave, is the fax machine fixed yet? 158 00:06:25,315 --> 00:06:26,455 Yeah. 159 00:06:29,285 --> 00:06:31,804 He's just playing with you 'cause you're the new guy. 160 00:06:31,805 --> 00:06:35,152 Yeah, they've been calling me that for 12 years. 161 00:06:35,153 --> 00:06:36,222 You about ready for lunch? 162 00:06:36,223 --> 00:06:37,361 Yeah. 163 00:06:37,362 --> 00:06:38,569 Clearly not. 164 00:06:38,570 --> 00:06:39,709 What? 165 00:06:40,503 --> 00:06:41,538 Oh. 166 00:06:41,539 --> 00:06:42,815 All right. 167 00:06:42,816 --> 00:06:44,989 I'll meet you downstairs. 168 00:06:44,990 --> 00:06:46,957 I gotta go. Keep your chin up. 169 00:06:46,958 --> 00:06:48,545 Everyone says you're doing a great job. 170 00:06:48,546 --> 00:06:51,548 It's not like this job is particularly challenging. 171 00:06:51,549 --> 00:06:54,654 A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P! P, P, P... 172 00:06:54,655 --> 00:06:56,381 For normal people. 173 00:07:02,491 --> 00:07:04,664 God, this job is horrible, 174 00:07:04,665 --> 00:07:06,286 but it's making me dumber at such a rate 175 00:07:06,287 --> 00:07:07,460 that I figure a couple weeks from now, 176 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:09,738 I'll be too stupid to realize it. 177 00:07:09,739 --> 00:07:12,258 What's up, Kenny? That's, like, the tenth time you've checked the door. 178 00:07:12,259 --> 00:07:16,193 I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid right now. I told Caitlin about Beth. 179 00:07:16,194 --> 00:07:17,263 And... 180 00:07:17,264 --> 00:07:19,127 And she doesn't care. 181 00:07:19,128 --> 00:07:21,094 I told her I was seeing somebody else, 182 00:07:21,095 --> 00:07:23,338 and she responded by sticking her tongue down my throat. 183 00:07:23,339 --> 00:07:25,547 All right. You're on a roll. So now what? 184 00:07:25,548 --> 00:07:27,411 So now I'm dating them both. 185 00:07:27,412 --> 00:07:28,654 At the same time. 186 00:07:28,655 --> 00:07:30,621 Yeah. Wow! 187 00:07:30,622 --> 00:07:31,691 Is that the happiness? 188 00:07:31,692 --> 00:07:33,107 Pure joy. 189 00:07:35,006 --> 00:07:36,558 So we agree we both like the Drake? 190 00:07:36,559 --> 00:07:38,249 I mean, you can't beat the views. 191 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:42,115 And Elsa seems cool with it, so we have our site. 192 00:07:42,116 --> 00:07:43,841 Yeah, there is one more little problem. 193 00:07:43,842 --> 00:07:44,980 What's that? 194 00:07:44,981 --> 00:07:47,155 My mother, she keeps tossing around 195 00:07:47,156 --> 00:07:49,606 this idea of, like, a destination wedding. 196 00:07:49,607 --> 00:07:54,231 Like Hawaii or Santa Barbara, maybe Palm Springs. I don't know. 197 00:07:54,232 --> 00:07:57,545 Okay, look, I'll just start doing some research online. 198 00:07:57,546 --> 00:08:00,789 I'll look into what's what and, you know, I'll see what Pamela thinks. 199 00:08:00,790 --> 00:08:02,446 That would be awesome. 200 00:08:02,447 --> 00:08:04,690 And I love that you call my mother Pamela. 201 00:08:04,691 --> 00:08:06,795 Why? Because she hates her name. 202 00:08:06,796 --> 00:08:07,934 No. 203 00:08:07,935 --> 00:08:10,316 No, don't worry about it. You're safe, 204 00:08:10,317 --> 00:08:12,042 because she really, really likes you. 205 00:08:12,043 --> 00:08:14,976 Of course, the last time my father called her Pamela 206 00:08:14,977 --> 00:08:17,496 we had to get a restraining order put on her. 207 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:20,499 Yeah, I wish I was kidding about that. 208 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,984 It's like being punched in the stomach. 209 00:08:22,985 --> 00:08:24,296 What is? 210 00:08:24,745 --> 00:08:25,780 Oh. 211 00:08:25,781 --> 00:08:27,713 Stephanie's book, right? 212 00:08:27,714 --> 00:08:28,852 Stephanie's book? 213 00:08:28,853 --> 00:08:30,716 Yeah. You guys did read it. 214 00:08:30,717 --> 00:08:32,649 Absolutely. Absolutely. 215 00:08:32,650 --> 00:08:34,029 Really? 216 00:08:34,030 --> 00:08:34,961 No, I was thinking about reading it... 217 00:08:34,962 --> 00:08:36,411 Guys. I've been busy. 218 00:08:36,412 --> 00:08:37,826 It's just really girly. 219 00:08:37,827 --> 00:08:39,897 Yeah, and Stephanie wrote it. 220 00:08:39,898 --> 00:08:43,142 Well, you all know that if you guys wrote books, Stephanie would read them. 221 00:08:43,143 --> 00:08:44,453 Why would I write a book? 222 00:08:44,454 --> 00:08:46,352 I don't know. It's a hypothetical. 223 00:08:46,353 --> 00:08:47,491 Can it be a comic book, then? 224 00:08:47,492 --> 00:08:49,113 What's the comic book about? 225 00:08:49,114 --> 00:08:51,357 Okay, it's about a planet of werewolves, 226 00:08:51,358 --> 00:08:52,634 where the sun is like the moon 227 00:08:52,635 --> 00:08:54,153 and the moon is like the sun... 228 00:08:54,154 --> 00:08:56,432 And you're single. Weird. 229 00:08:57,433 --> 00:08:58,606 Who needs? Yes, please. 230 00:08:58,607 --> 00:09:01,091 I'll take one. A pitcher. 231 00:09:01,092 --> 00:09:02,644 You guys, I think she's right. 232 00:09:02,645 --> 00:09:05,267 Yeah, dude. Werewolves? Seriously? 233 00:09:05,268 --> 00:09:06,441 I thought it worked. 234 00:09:06,442 --> 00:09:07,925 No, I'm talking about Stephanie's book. 235 00:09:07,926 --> 00:09:09,237 We should read it. She's our friend. 236 00:09:09,238 --> 00:09:10,479 Well... 237 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:11,722 Come on, we'll divvy up the chapters, 238 00:09:11,723 --> 00:09:13,552 so we don't all have to read the whole thing. 239 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,174 That sounds doable. 240 00:09:15,175 --> 00:09:17,038 Yeah, okay, so what do you say we all have our parts read by, 241 00:09:17,039 --> 00:09:18,591 like, Saturday? 242 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:21,352 Which I'm guessing actually means procrastinating 243 00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:23,631 until we have to pull an all-nighter Friday just to get it done. 244 00:09:23,632 --> 00:09:24,977 Oh, God, yes. 245 00:09:24,978 --> 00:09:26,807 Just so we're clear. 246 00:09:36,196 --> 00:09:37,230 Knock, knock. 247 00:09:37,231 --> 00:09:38,611 ...like a magic thumb. 248 00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:39,819 Yeah. 249 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:43,305 Are those for me? Andy, you shouldn't have! 250 00:09:45,446 --> 00:09:46,481 How's that? 251 00:09:46,482 --> 00:09:47,793 Oh, that's good. 252 00:09:47,794 --> 00:09:49,380 Hey, Brendo, how you doing today? 253 00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:50,762 Hey, guys. 254 00:09:52,074 --> 00:09:53,558 Right there, huh? Ooh. Yeah. 255 00:10:01,255 --> 00:10:03,878 So, Andy and Jo? I mean, you think there's something going on there? 256 00:10:03,879 --> 00:10:05,983 Hey, all I know is it looked suspicious. 257 00:10:05,984 --> 00:10:09,505 Look, it was a neck rub. Friends give friends massages. 258 00:10:11,127 --> 00:10:12,472 Yeah. 259 00:10:12,473 --> 00:10:13,784 Please stop. Too rough? 260 00:10:13,785 --> 00:10:15,890 No, just... No. 261 00:10:15,891 --> 00:10:18,651 Anyway, nothing is going on between them, okay? 262 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:21,723 It's Andy. They're work friends, you know? 263 00:10:21,724 --> 00:10:23,794 Trust me, he's not that type. 264 00:10:23,795 --> 00:10:28,592 Look, Jo. You're beautiful. You're funny. 265 00:10:28,593 --> 00:10:30,215 You deserve better than this guy. 266 00:10:31,354 --> 00:10:33,562 Yeah! You know what I mean? 267 00:10:33,563 --> 00:10:37,221 Yeah. All right, all right. 268 00:10:37,222 --> 00:10:40,639 Let me call you on the way home from poker. Bye-bye. 269 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,778 See? Told you. 270 00:10:41,779 --> 00:10:44,021 Dude, are you into Jo? 271 00:10:44,022 --> 00:10:46,058 No, what are you talking about? 272 00:10:46,059 --> 00:10:47,818 You look like more than friends at work. 273 00:10:47,819 --> 00:10:49,509 That's ridiculous. 274 00:10:49,510 --> 00:10:51,546 It's just we spend a lot of time together, 275 00:10:51,547 --> 00:10:53,928 you know, with this project and all. 276 00:10:53,929 --> 00:10:55,826 So, what you're saying is she's like your work wife. 277 00:10:55,827 --> 00:10:58,657 Right. Wait, I don't like the sound of that. What does that mean? 278 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,175 It just means she's like your buddy at work. 279 00:11:00,176 --> 00:11:02,246 You know, you eat lunch together. You have inside jokes. 280 00:11:02,247 --> 00:11:03,903 You hate the same people. 281 00:11:03,904 --> 00:11:05,767 You just described my relationship with Copy Slave. 282 00:11:05,768 --> 00:11:09,184 It's just a work thing. There's nothing inappropriate about it. 283 00:11:09,185 --> 00:11:11,083 I love my wife. Jo knows that. 284 00:11:11,084 --> 00:11:14,051 Good. 'Cause it is not easy juggling two women. 285 00:11:14,052 --> 00:11:17,123 Kenny is a Casanova. Wow! 286 00:11:17,124 --> 00:11:19,678 Nothing makes sense to me anymore. Everything's upside down. 287 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,749 It's like black is white. Day is night... 288 00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:23,785 Hey, it's like your werewolf comic. 289 00:11:23,786 --> 00:11:25,822 I showed you those pages in confidence, Bobby. 290 00:11:25,823 --> 00:11:29,791 Mike, just so you know, I can't do the juggling thing anymore. 291 00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:31,241 I live in mortal fear all the time. 292 00:11:31,242 --> 00:11:32,380 Of what? 293 00:11:32,381 --> 00:11:34,278 I'm not sure. Of the two of them meeting, 294 00:11:34,279 --> 00:11:36,315 becoming friends, moving in with each other, 295 00:11:36,316 --> 00:11:38,248 and then over conversation, having a hot cocoa, 296 00:11:38,249 --> 00:11:40,803 they both realize they're dating me. 297 00:11:41,770 --> 00:11:43,529 Yeah. 298 00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:45,117 Fine, then, I'll help you out. I'll take one off your hands. 299 00:11:45,118 --> 00:11:46,325 They both rejected you. 300 00:11:46,326 --> 00:11:47,602 So? People change their mind. 301 00:11:47,603 --> 00:11:49,500 Not that fast. 302 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:50,950 Hey, wait a minute. 303 00:11:50,951 --> 00:11:54,333 Granted she's not in your so-called castoff bin, 304 00:11:54,334 --> 00:11:57,233 but Jo is single, right? 305 00:11:58,372 --> 00:11:59,546 Umm... 306 00:12:03,032 --> 00:12:04,964 Yeah. So? 307 00:12:04,965 --> 00:12:07,795 Well, she's really cute. But do you think she's my type? 308 00:12:07,796 --> 00:12:11,074 Dude, you asked me to set up a date with my friend who looks like Nick Nolte. 309 00:12:11,075 --> 00:12:12,628 Let's do this. 310 00:12:17,288 --> 00:12:19,461 When you're the only girl, 311 00:12:19,462 --> 00:12:22,257 it can be so exhausting helping the guys sort through their stuff, 312 00:12:22,258 --> 00:12:25,744 that you need a girl to help you sort through your stuff. 313 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,090 Sorry. Hi. 314 00:12:27,091 --> 00:12:29,161 Sorry! I am sorry! 315 00:12:29,162 --> 00:12:31,094 Where have you been? I am so sorry. 316 00:12:31,095 --> 00:12:33,993 Okay, I got stuck helping Bobby with his wedding stuff, 317 00:12:33,994 --> 00:12:37,928 and then I needed to help pick an outfit out 318 00:12:37,929 --> 00:12:39,999 for Mike for his set-up date with Jo... 319 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,829 Hi. Thank you. 320 00:12:41,830 --> 00:12:44,245 And then Kenny called me in this panic. 321 00:12:44,246 --> 00:12:45,764 I get it. 322 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,593 So I'm sorry. 323 00:12:47,594 --> 00:12:50,458 So, wedding stuff. Do we have it at his dad's ranch? 324 00:12:50,459 --> 00:12:53,461 I mean, can you have a black-tie ranch wedding? 325 00:12:53,462 --> 00:12:55,394 I mean, that's really hard. 326 00:12:55,395 --> 00:12:57,154 That's why it's hard? Mmm. 327 00:12:57,155 --> 00:12:59,708 Not because you're helping the guy that you're into 328 00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:01,365 plan his wedding to another woman? 329 00:13:01,366 --> 00:13:03,747 No. 330 00:13:03,748 --> 00:13:05,749 It's not like I was in love with him, all right? 331 00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:07,061 And I am over all of that. 332 00:13:07,062 --> 00:13:08,510 Are you sure about that? 333 00:13:08,511 --> 00:13:11,169 Stephanie! Look at me. I'm fine, okay? 334 00:13:12,101 --> 00:13:13,482 Okay. Okay. 335 00:13:15,415 --> 00:13:16,415 You have something in your teeth. 336 00:13:16,416 --> 00:13:17,623 Did I get it? 337 00:13:17,624 --> 00:13:19,073 Other tooth. How about now? 338 00:13:19,074 --> 00:13:20,833 One tooth over. How about now? 339 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:23,147 I don't want to play this game. 340 00:13:30,223 --> 00:13:31,499 You know, I'm working on a song 341 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,190 where I'm going to sample this thing. 342 00:13:33,191 --> 00:13:35,262 It's kind of a rap thing. 343 00:13:36,781 --> 00:13:40,749 ♪ My fingers full of toner Your mama, I will own her 344 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:45,168 ♪ And if I ever meet your sister I am gonna phone her 345 00:13:45,169 --> 00:13:47,273 ♪ And loan her to my friends... ♪ 346 00:13:47,274 --> 00:13:50,139 Hey, Copy Slave. Could you make 15 sets... 347 00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:52,659 Brendan? Yeah. 348 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:57,560 It's Amy. Amy Vadino from Northwestern. 349 00:13:58,251 --> 00:14:01,632 Amy. Yeah, hi. 350 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:05,084 God, I haven't seen you since, what, graduation? 351 00:14:05,085 --> 00:14:06,810 How are you? 352 00:14:06,811 --> 00:14:09,468 I'm great. Things are good, you know. I mean, nothing too exciting. 353 00:14:09,469 --> 00:14:12,781 Law school, marriage, the same as everybody else we went to school with. 354 00:14:12,782 --> 00:14:14,473 And you? 355 00:14:14,474 --> 00:14:17,683 Good. Good. Really good. 356 00:14:17,684 --> 00:14:21,100 Umm. I became a DJ right after school. 357 00:14:21,101 --> 00:14:22,688 Of course. 358 00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:24,690 Back in school, I used to listen to your show all the time. 359 00:14:24,691 --> 00:14:26,347 It was the best. 360 00:14:26,348 --> 00:14:28,867 Until the station I was working for went under. 361 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,351 Oh, that's too bad. 362 00:14:30,352 --> 00:14:31,662 Yeah. 363 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:35,390 Let's see, what else? What else? Umm... 364 00:14:35,391 --> 00:14:38,255 Oh! I mean, I got engaged a while back. 365 00:14:38,256 --> 00:14:39,325 That's great. Yeah. 366 00:14:39,326 --> 00:14:41,155 Wendy, right? Yeah. 367 00:14:41,156 --> 00:14:44,365 Things didn't pan out with that, though. 368 00:14:44,366 --> 00:14:46,057 Sorry. Yeah. 369 00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:50,061 So, other than that, just, 370 00:14:51,649 --> 00:14:53,444 you know, collating. 371 00:14:55,204 --> 00:14:57,171 Well, that's great. 372 00:14:57,172 --> 00:14:58,932 Yeah. Yeah. 373 00:15:01,107 --> 00:15:03,211 So, I just give these to you, I guess? 374 00:15:03,212 --> 00:15:04,386 Yeah. 375 00:15:05,525 --> 00:15:06,870 Go 'Cats. 376 00:15:06,871 --> 00:15:08,114 Grr. 377 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:17,916 You know, I went to Northwestern, too. Class of '91. 378 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,814 Theater major. You, too? 379 00:15:19,815 --> 00:15:21,058 Dude... 380 00:15:24,302 --> 00:15:28,375 ♪ In school I took some classes Now I put caps in asses ♪ 381 00:15:38,316 --> 00:15:39,938 Sorry I'm late. It's all right. 382 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,009 They say our table's not going to be ready for, like, 10 minutes. 383 00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:43,251 Good. Hi. Hey, Jo. 384 00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:44,321 Hey. Hey. 385 00:15:44,322 --> 00:15:45,840 Mike, you look really handsome. 386 00:15:45,841 --> 00:15:47,393 Oh. Thank you. 387 00:15:47,394 --> 00:15:48,843 Jo and I were just talking about the fact 388 00:15:48,844 --> 00:15:50,845 that we were both recently in New York. 389 00:15:50,846 --> 00:15:53,261 Yeah, I love it there. They have great restaurants. 390 00:15:53,262 --> 00:15:56,540 Totally. I just got a chance to check out Peter Luger's. And it was so... 391 00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:57,645 Could you excuse me for a sec? 392 00:15:57,646 --> 00:15:58,991 That reminds me, Andy, 393 00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,268 when the Sony people come to town, 394 00:16:00,269 --> 00:16:01,476 we should take them to Morton's 395 00:16:01,477 --> 00:16:02,374 'cause they're big flesh eaters. 396 00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:03,409 Yeah. Sorry, go ahead. 397 00:16:03,410 --> 00:16:05,343 No, I had a steak. 398 00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:08,311 It was good. 399 00:16:08,312 --> 00:16:10,382 So, gosh, this is a really nice restaurant, huh? 400 00:16:10,383 --> 00:16:12,522 Yeah, well, it was that big guy's idea. 401 00:16:12,523 --> 00:16:14,075 Yeah, we brought some clients here last week, 402 00:16:14,076 --> 00:16:15,352 and let me tell you... 403 00:16:15,353 --> 00:16:18,183 Actually, let me not tell you. 404 00:16:18,184 --> 00:16:19,978 It got a little crazy. I'll say. 405 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,981 You'll say? I'll say. Yeah. 406 00:16:22,947 --> 00:16:24,879 So, what's good here? 407 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:26,019 Andy? 408 00:16:27,745 --> 00:16:30,540 Last week, this guy got the fish with the head on. 409 00:16:30,541 --> 00:16:33,543 She totally dared me. I couldn't eat him. 410 00:16:33,544 --> 00:16:35,752 You know, the eye was looking up at me the entire meal. 411 00:16:35,753 --> 00:16:37,926 We named him Stan! 412 00:16:37,927 --> 00:16:41,137 He was looking. It was like, "Hi, I'm Stan, the trout. 413 00:16:41,138 --> 00:16:43,794 "Nice to meet you. Slap me some fin." 414 00:16:45,107 --> 00:16:46,797 And then the cigar bar... Oh, my God. 415 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,627 That was ridiculous. 416 00:16:48,628 --> 00:16:50,837 Security just right there, like... on you. 417 00:16:52,218 --> 00:16:53,977 And the bus stop! The bus stop! 418 00:16:53,978 --> 00:16:55,323 This guy was, like, "Are you going to sleep there?" 419 00:16:55,324 --> 00:16:56,497 I wasn't even lying down. 420 00:16:56,498 --> 00:16:58,119 In a bus stop! 421 00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,258 Oh, my God! 422 00:16:59,259 --> 00:17:00,363 Okay, that's... Snap! 423 00:17:00,364 --> 00:17:02,158 You owe me another one. 424 00:17:02,159 --> 00:17:03,228 The usual? Yeah. With... 425 00:17:03,229 --> 00:17:04,746 With three cherries. I know. 426 00:17:04,747 --> 00:17:06,024 Thank you. 427 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,301 She drinks Manhattans. 428 00:17:07,302 --> 00:17:10,097 Well, that's funny. We were talking about New York. 429 00:17:10,098 --> 00:17:12,064 Yeah. I can't get the bartender's attention. 430 00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:13,756 I'll go with you. 431 00:17:15,172 --> 00:17:17,173 If he's buying her a drink, why is she going with him? 432 00:17:17,174 --> 00:17:18,450 I don't know. 433 00:17:18,451 --> 00:17:20,521 Ready? Jump for it! Jump! 434 00:17:23,352 --> 00:17:24,594 Weird. You bit me! 435 00:17:24,595 --> 00:17:26,390 Now I know how Stan the trout feels. 436 00:17:29,738 --> 00:17:30,772 Oh... 437 00:17:30,773 --> 00:17:32,050 ...my... 438 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,293 ...God. 439 00:17:44,511 --> 00:17:46,512 Look, Andy, are you kidding me? 440 00:17:46,513 --> 00:17:48,894 I mean, you've got to realize that Jo likes you. 441 00:17:48,895 --> 00:17:50,620 She does not. 442 00:17:50,621 --> 00:17:52,311 Women do not feed men that they're not interested in. 443 00:17:52,312 --> 00:17:54,727 Have you been married too long? Is that why you're blind? 444 00:17:54,728 --> 00:17:56,453 Yeah, it was like you two were on the date. Yeah. 445 00:17:56,454 --> 00:17:57,730 What? 446 00:17:57,731 --> 00:18:00,008 You switched plates in the middle of the meal. 447 00:18:00,009 --> 00:18:01,631 Her salmon looked really good. 448 00:18:01,632 --> 00:18:04,461 You don't share food with someone you're not sleeping with. 449 00:18:04,462 --> 00:18:05,669 Except fries. 450 00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:07,671 Dudes share fries. Yeah, fries are safe. 451 00:18:07,672 --> 00:18:10,709 But it's not just the food. I mean, it's the whole way that you guys interact. 452 00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:14,471 I mean, if you turn the volume down and just watch Kenny and me, 453 00:18:14,472 --> 00:18:17,095 it would not look like what I saw between you and Jo. 454 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,441 Well, it could. 455 00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:20,650 No, sweetie. No, it couldn't. 456 00:18:20,651 --> 00:18:22,410 Do you guys really think she's into me? 457 00:18:22,411 --> 00:18:23,550 Yes. 458 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,207 That's very flattering. 459 00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:27,622 Dude, you're married! 460 00:18:27,623 --> 00:18:29,969 Yeah, but, you know, a woman hasn't been 461 00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:33,387 interested in me since Meredith. 462 00:18:33,388 --> 00:18:35,734 And even then, she wasn't all that gung ho. 463 00:18:35,735 --> 00:18:37,805 Yeah, but, Andy, you can't lead her on. 464 00:18:37,806 --> 00:18:42,568 She knows I'm happily married. I'd never cross the line. 465 00:18:43,674 --> 00:18:46,814 Well, there she is. 466 00:18:46,815 --> 00:18:48,471 Hey, everyone. What's going on? 467 00:18:48,472 --> 00:18:51,715 Nothing's going on. Everything's fine. Right, Mike? 468 00:18:51,716 --> 00:18:53,855 Or should I say Ike? 469 00:18:53,856 --> 00:18:56,272 You read my book! 470 00:18:56,273 --> 00:18:58,412 Yes, we read your book. 471 00:18:58,413 --> 00:19:02,347 Lenny, Brian, Ike, Robbie? 472 00:19:02,348 --> 00:19:04,038 Yeah, it's totally all about us! 473 00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:05,867 Yeah. I'm upset, too. 474 00:19:05,868 --> 00:19:07,973 We could sue, you know. Now we're talking. 475 00:19:07,974 --> 00:19:11,114 I could sue you for all the lies and other stuff. 476 00:19:11,115 --> 00:19:13,185 You didn't read it, did you? I just couldn't get around to it. 477 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,187 And, by the way, you're totally wrong. 478 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,431 You say that Brians suffer from Peter Pan Syndrome 479 00:19:17,432 --> 00:19:18,777 and don't plan for the future? 480 00:19:18,778 --> 00:19:21,124 Brendo, your job. 481 00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:22,436 What about my job? 482 00:19:22,437 --> 00:19:25,059 What about my horrible, soul-crushing, 483 00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:26,888 "you could train a chimp to do it" job. 484 00:19:26,889 --> 00:19:29,305 Oh, my God. 485 00:19:29,306 --> 00:19:32,860 Steph, you are so right. I've completely failed to plan for the future. 486 00:19:32,861 --> 00:19:34,793 I know. All right. Hold on. Not so fast. 487 00:19:34,794 --> 00:19:37,002 Your book also makes it sound like I'm afraid of women. 488 00:19:37,003 --> 00:19:38,693 You are. 489 00:19:38,694 --> 00:19:40,868 Well, guess what? I'm not afraid of women anymore. 490 00:19:40,869 --> 00:19:42,525 In fact, it's the complete opposite. 491 00:19:42,526 --> 00:19:44,147 Women are afraid of you? Shut up. 492 00:19:44,148 --> 00:19:46,943 I have two great women that are into me, and you know what? 493 00:19:46,944 --> 00:19:49,704 I'm going to date them both. Take that. 494 00:19:49,705 --> 00:19:51,775 Ow! I guess you told me. 495 00:19:51,776 --> 00:19:56,159 Yeah, yeah, and I'm planning for the future. Right now. 496 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,920 Two years from now, I'm going to own all the public storage facilities 497 00:19:58,921 --> 00:20:00,543 between here and Cleveland. 498 00:20:00,544 --> 00:20:01,854 What? 499 00:20:01,855 --> 00:20:03,960 I don't know. Just came to me. I've got tons of plans. 500 00:20:03,961 --> 00:20:05,203 What about the law firm? 501 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,758 No way, dude. That place is horrible. No offense. 502 00:20:08,759 --> 00:20:11,070 Too rich to care. 503 00:20:11,071 --> 00:20:13,763 You know, sometimes the guys really appreciate complete honesty 504 00:20:13,764 --> 00:20:15,420 from a female perspective. 505 00:20:15,421 --> 00:20:18,699 And Robbies are the dumb jock type? 506 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,873 Ouch, Steph. That stings. 507 00:20:20,874 --> 00:20:22,944 Oh, no, Robbie wasn't modeled after you. 508 00:20:22,945 --> 00:20:24,567 Oh. 509 00:20:24,568 --> 00:20:25,637 Am I Vance? 510 00:20:25,638 --> 00:20:27,604 No. Vance is Lance... 511 00:20:27,605 --> 00:20:29,054 Bobby, you're not in the book. 512 00:20:29,055 --> 00:20:30,193 Why? 513 00:20:30,194 --> 00:20:33,196 Well, there's really nothing wrong with you. 514 00:20:33,197 --> 00:20:35,888 You're just a great guy. No buts. 515 00:20:35,889 --> 00:20:38,097 What are you talking about, "no but"? 516 00:20:38,098 --> 00:20:42,689 What about the whole knee-jerk, shotgun wedding to the Swedish nanny thing? 517 00:20:45,209 --> 00:20:47,521 That we are really looking forward to. 518 00:20:47,522 --> 00:20:49,177 And, not to change the subject, 519 00:20:49,178 --> 00:20:52,595 but did I mention it is going to be at Bobby's daddy's ranch? 520 00:20:54,356 --> 00:20:59,016 And sometimes they just need you to lie and lie and lie.